Thanks a lot to Symmetry factor for posting this! πŸ˜€

Wonderful parody of the way HEP papers are written, by Warren Siegel, author of amazing book Fields – free comprehensive textbook on quantum and classical field theory.

I love especially the sentence “We begin by avoiding a discussion of the following relevant topics: …”. πŸ˜€

You can find more physics parodies on Warren Siegel’s pages.

Btw, am I the only one who finds arXiv‘s search to be really crappy?